Today i raided the lost ark (an Indiana Jones reference)

if you磛 been reading my blog than you know that near me there is a store that sells sealed games of almost every console made to men, what you dont know it that store is only open for 2 hours (10 AM-12AM) and its only open when the owner FEELS like it and that its hidden in the deepest darkest corner of an almost forgotten mall , by now you think i磎 exagerating, but i swear to you its the honest to god truth, i磛 been going there every once in a while for a few years now and i磛 only seen it open like 5 times, and as if that weren磘 enough they dont know what they have, so once in the store you need to search everything for yourself and hoping you may find a gemLet me explain youjust HOW hard it is to get to that store, or as i like to call it ''the lost ark'' This particular lost ark is a gamer磗 dream come true, you can find literally every game and even some old consoles still sealed with a 75% discount everything ranging from a ZX Spectrum, a sega saturn, dreamcast or a super nintendo to a Wii, the catch is that no one knows where that place is and its filled with all sorts of mindless drooling fanboys, and as such many adventurers have gone in search of the game store, few returned, scarred for life as brain-dead fanboys, in order to get there i needed to arm myself with my trusty whip, a cool looking hat, some 1930磗 clothing and an asian kid called short round who can make all sort of embarassing and witty remarks at all the wrong moments, so i had to go buy that stuff at the nearby indian bazaar (i never knew we had one) this is where i bought all my gear all in one pack for 99euro (asian kid not included)
So i was all geared up, but i didnt know how to get to the forbidden temple, all the city maps and GPS磗 had a ''Turn back sign'' in the area where the game store is supposed to be So now i had to find a path for the store, but how? Luckily short round sugested i consulted the gypsys (he also sad an inapropriatly placed joke about how many gay people does it take to unscrew a vibrator right in the middle of the gay pride parade (oh how i love his wacky antics), but two felonys and one highway chase later we were able to ditch them.So now i had to find the gypsys and negotiate with them the map exchange, finding the gypsys was fairly easy, but i was forced to marry their eldest daughter and donate to their family my firstborn to them, so after the marriage ceremony and the 3 day honeymoon i was able to get the map and carry on with my quest Finally, it seems i was getting somewhere, after a 5 day walk, hiding during the day from the hords of orcs that infest this area and running at night when they all are sleeping, watching porn or both (because that磗 what orcs do) i finally stood in the entrance to the store, but it was surrounded by the most evil of undead, FANBOYS!!!! they atacked from all sides, saying that i should ''just wait, the PS3 is going to rock'' or the ''RROD is really a minor inconveniance'' and even ''Wii磗 online mode is the best ever'' i knew exactly what to do, take out my whip and the big book of video gaming facts (AKA Fanboy killer) didn磘 think i磀 need that whip did ya?so after fighting the hordes of undead fanboys and old school atari gamers, evading all the traps and opening chests and chests filled with old retro games i was able to find a PS1 gem, Fear Effect 2 retro helix, still sealed as if packaged yesterday only for 10 euro As soon as picked up the game all hell broke loose, i felt that the store was collapsing, i saw a giant round bolder rolling towards me with all intents fo crushing me, i ran with all my might escaping at the last secondand finally, it was done, am now the proud owner of Fear Effect retro helix for the PS1, the game is still sealed on my shelf....All was fine and dandy...The next day, short round told me that the store had ressurfaced, raised by the unholy atari and spectrum worshippers, hopping to horde all of their rare games for themselves, also they have shining wisdom, fighting vipers, fighters megamix for the saturn, soulblade and the original syphon filter for the PS1, when i heard this, i turned to my newly wed gypsy wife and told her ''get me my whip, i have games to buy''So long story short, i went to this game store that磗 really really REALLY hard to get to but has some awesome old games and bought Fear Effect 2 for the PS1, and i plan to return there as soon as possible Hope no one gets offended by some of the jokes here.... anyway does anyone else has this problem? Today i raided the lost ark (an Indiana Jones reference)
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